24% of Maine Women Would Leave Their Spouse For Tom Brady

Tom Brady is one impressive guy. Going from 199 in the 2000 NFL Draft to the greatest quarterback of all time is just the beginning. He has broken so many records and earned so many accomplishments that we cannot even keep track anymore. Aside from his impressive NFL career, Brady is also a really nice guy off the field. His down-to-earth attitude has amazed many.

A new report from the Institute of Sports Research has revealed something very surprising about Patriots fans in the state of Maine. It turns out that out of 5,500 Pats fans in Maine, nearly a quarter of Maine women say they would happily leave their spouses for Tom Brady, with slightly more Maine men saying they would do the same. Jerry Albert of Mapleton told reporters:

“Oh, no question. The guy just knows what he’s doing. He got us back from trailing 28 – 3 to win the Super Bowl. I have to imagine that sort of determination and football IQ would translate to a thoughtful lover.”

Rev. Tom Oulette of Jackman added:

“Guy was a sixth round pick. Now he’s the greatest quarterback to ever have played the game. In many ways he is the stone the builders rejected.”

However, we are not really surprised by this. A while back, retired professional basketball player and NBA analyst Charles Barkley told Jimmy Kimmel that Brady is one handsome fellow:

“I made a mistake, Jimmy. I looked Tom Brady in the eyes. I’m looking at these guys and all of a sudden I look at (Rob Gronkowski) and then Tom Brady is right here, and I look him in the eyes, and I said, ‘Damn, you’re a pretty man.’ That’s what I was thinking to myself. I got so embarrassed I started turning my head to talk to him. Like, I was like, ‘Hey Tom, it’s good to see you, man. I haven’t seen you in a while.’

“I see why he scores all those touchdowns because the defense is looking at his eyes and get mesmerized. That Tom Brady, he’s a pretty man. He’s a nice guy, too, but man, I can’t look him in the eyes.”

Brady – a guy you cannot resist!